My Handsome Husband (HH) has announced that he wants a cow costume -- just to have around the house, as a novelty.

He made this announcement while we are attending the Chick-Fil-A Bowl game. As you might imagine, those Chick-Fil-A cows were everywhere -- riding blimps, falling from the rafters with little parachutes, walking around FanFest while wearing team jerseys, and conducting the Pride of the Southland Marching Band.

As a city boy, HH is fascinated by cows, both real and imitation. I have a photo of him next to a Holstein the size of a New York City bus. Before we even met, one of the first photos I ever saw of him was with his father and a cow at a bowl game.

I suppose I should have known what I was getting into.